Overnight, I had a crash course about Iloilo, thank heavens
to the world wide web. Even my map was from an online source. The ride to the
airport was uneventful. Taking my reserved and specifically paid seat for my
flight out of Manila wasn’t. I always pay for an aisle seat so as not to
compromise my mobility: bathroom, stretching my legs, etc. Forget the window
view, I’ve seen enough of clouds.
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| Iloilo International Airport |
ME AND MRS. SCROOGE
When I got to my seat, a grouchy old woman in her sixties was
sitting on my mine. “Excuse me po, but that’s
my seat,” I smiled and calmly told her. She looked up at me then without
saying a word pointed me to the window seat. Not a word. “No, that’s not MY seat. You are sitting on mine. I paid extra for an
aisle seat,” I sheepishly explained. How else do I say it? Lo and behold,
she spoke: “Wag kang magalit,” (Don’t
get angry) she chided me, raising her voice this time. I was of course glad she
wasn’t mute.
“I am not mad at you,
but I have to tell you that I paid extra for the seat you’re sitting on because
you don’t seem to understand,” I replied. This time, I was clearly agitated
for her twisting the situation. I was the aggrieved party here. But remember,
this was a geriatric woman I was talking to. She stood in a huff, made faces
and finally transferred to her window seat saying, “It’s allll-right; it’s allllll-right. Don’t get maaaad,” animated and
dripping with sarcasm, as though she was talking to a child. At this point, I
was up to here.
When people age, they are expected to obtain wisdom and grace, right? I am not about to let anyone get away with rudeness, regardless of their age; not when other passengers were an audience to the exchange. It’s never too late to teach anyone manners – or put people in their proper place. This time I was stern and emphatic with my words: “
It is NOT alright! It’s not alright for me to have to explain to you that there are reserved seats that people pay for. In a civilized world, people are assigned seats. You don’t just pick any seat you want. And it’s not my job to teach you that.”
Guess what? She shut up. I don’t feel proud that I had an altercation with an elderly, but I am not charitable when dealing with acrimony or impudence especially when I am treated shabbily by someone who was wrong in the first place. She could have nicely asked for my hundred-peso seat if she wanted it that badly. This trip is starting out badly, I thought.
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| My airport taxi worth P500. |
My plane flew for an hour. At 2:30 PM, I stepped into Iloilo
International Airport, walking past the old woman and into the baggage claim.
Standing by the exit door were festive and colourful Dinagyang Festival masks
and costumes.
Your imagination summons you to the revelry of a Pinoy fiesta;
its otherworldly demeanour. Hmmm I am having mixed signals already. Iloilo
International Airport, located northwest from the city center, is a dwarfed
version of NAIA Terminal 3. This is even more evident as you step out of the
departure area.
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| Dinagyang Festival costume on display at the airport arrival hallway. |
I hopped outside the lobby, greeted by transportation touts.
This was my country and I wasn’t scrimping so instead of speeding away with a metered
taxi, expected to fetch P250-400 on a flagged down rate, why not hire a
slightly more expensive fixed rate ride?
I ignored all other touts and
proceeded to the friendliest looking fixed-rate booth (there are half a dozen
waiting outside the arrival area). What is P500 ($12.30) for a worry-free ride
straight to your hotel at the city center (or any point within the center)? The
ride stretches along
19 kilometers (12 miles) of well maintained roads, finally
turning to Eugenio Lopez Street where the famous Jaro Church rises.
It’s a 35
minute ride punctuated by some of the city’s must-see sights. My driver, who’s
a little confused if there indeed is a difference between
Hiligaynon and
Ilonggo as a language, annotated, pointing to historical sites, hospitals,
universities, a House of Biscocho and colonial structures. I inquired about the
sugarcane landlords and he pointed to the ABS-CBN and Sky Cable Compound. “
The pink house is owned by a gay Lopez scion,”
he cited with amusement. True enough, a high wall adorns a pink structure,
partially framed by tall shrubbery. I of course took this with a grain of salt.
After all, pink is a common modern-day hue and doesn’t generally signify sexual
preference. But there’s more to this story later.
A bridge carried us
further south, then sped at a riverside thoroughfare called Muelle Loney (“mool-yeah lo-nee”). I expected more from this narrow avenue. After
all, it could have been developed into a leisure promenade in the old part of
the city. Emaciated plants grace this road.
The Iloilo River surged beside it,
and right across were factories spewing fumes. From a distance, I could see the
imposing white structure of the Aduana
Customs House looming tall like a belfry. We turned right at Yulo Street and stopped at a white
building labelled “Summer House”, Iloilo Midtown Hotel's unofficial name.
Midtown is a popular hotel for wedding receptions. This is
evident in the guests moving around the hotel. The 7-story hotel is owned and
managed by a mild mannered Chinese family visible at the counter at most times.
My Agoda check-in was brisk, I was readily whisked off to my room at the 7
th
floor, a personal preference (they have 2 elevators).
Room 7016 was located at
the end of the hallway. I could hear the gush of the wind rushing away from
Iloilo
River some 50 meters east of the hotel. Good sized and tidy, the place is well
maintained and spotless; the sheets smelled fragrant; the bathroom dry. A flat
screen TV automatically came to life. My window faced
Yulo Street, but I was on
high ground that the bustle below was barely audible.
It
was 3:30 in mid-afternoon. I knew there was a local movie being shown at the
nearby Iloilo Cinematheque, just at
the next block so I rushed to catch the Ilocano flick. What impressed me more
were the two cinema halls. This cultural facility is being managed by the Film Development
Council of the Philippines (FDCP). The seats were comfortable; the viewing room cosy. Each movie would cost a measly P30 to P50 per
screening.
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| Iloilo Cinematheque along Solis Street |
World Cinema is likewise on view, including treats from Argentina,
Venezuela, Italy, mainland China, etc. Many of these special films are part of FDCP's film exchange program. What’s sad is, very few souls even care
to visit. Iloilo Cinematheque is at the ground floor of
B&C Building along
Solis Street, probably 10 paces from Iznart Street, a major landmark if you
were to orient yourself with the city. If Manila has her Recto, Cebu has her
Fuente Osmena and Davao has her San Pedro Street,
Iloilo City has Iznart which
treads southward towards the old, albeit historical area called
Calle Real.
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| Iloilo Cinematheque |
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| The hustle and bustle of Iznart Street going south towards Calle Real. |
SM DELGADO
It was sundown by the time I finished a couple of movies. I
proceeded to SM Delgado (along
Delgado and Valencia streets) located just a block from my hotel (after
crossing Iznart). This SM branch is significant because it’s the first one to
be opened (1985) outside Metro Manila. A swankier, bigger SM mall with Cineplex has
been operational since 2009, but it’s located (along Jaro Diversion Road) at
the Madurriao district. SM Delgado is more intimate, compact, no-frills
department store. In the vicinity are restaurants (Chowking, Jollibee, Mang
Inasal), a Mercury Drug, several fruit stalls selling lansones, the Amigo Mall,
etc.
I crossed the street from SM and went inside Ted’s. This is the only place
I remembered from my very first visit several years ago – Ted’s and its La Paz
Batchoy, a delectable noodle soup made with pork entrails, crushed pork cracklings
(chicharon), chicken stock, beef loin and round noodles.
I couldn't get enough
of the authentic dish when I first tasted it in Iloilo some years ago, the only Batchoy I liked. Unfortunately, the batchoy at Ted's was mediocre. The gastronomic experience competed only with its bored or inattentive waitresses. Now I
remember why I've mostly ignored batchoy. I might as well be paying for slop. An
expensive slop at P75. What a waste.
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| SM Delgado |
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| La Sallete Shopping Arcade: has Deco's, Ted's, Mang Inasal, etc. This is located across SM Delgado. |
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| Mary Mart Center |
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| Veterans Bank |
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| Fruits of the season: the most popular is the lansones priced at P50-60/kilo. |
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| Robinson's Place Iloilo is a couple of blocks west of SM Delgado. |
FROM IZNART
I went back to Iznart and walked south until it branched
into Ledesma Street (to the southwest), Governor Fermin Caram Street (straight
ahead) and JM Basa (to the southeast). There was a buzz of excitement as I took
Basa. What I initially thought was a lengthy avenue turned out easily walkable.
Soon enough, I recognized the beautiful Villanueva Buildings, now housing RCBC Bank and Western Union. The art deco design
has been successfully restored. In the shadows of a dimly lit avenue,
punctuated by rundown buildings, go-go and videoke bars, Villanueva’s
architectural ouvres were illuminated by strategically placed show lights.
Meanwhile, brashly made-up women in their skimpiest incessantly waved at me,
taking me back to Paris’s Moulin Rouge area. They do wave at me like I had
oodles of cash. I dunno why something about this scenario intimidates.
Calle Real, the
designated Heritage Zone, sears with
enigmatic shadows at night. If long forgotten spirits still meander around the
dark by-ways, they would find rivals in the breathing shadows that loom behind
aging walls and near-caving ceilings. I was safe, but the murkiness of J.M.
Basa Street, one of the three southern tributaries of Iznart Street, was a bit
petrifying. With that in mind, I knew it was time to head back to my hotel
room. Back to where I could slumber in safety, and dream with curious transcendence.
This is the Eye in
the Sky!
P.S. Please refer to correction on the dates of opening of the SMs in Iloilo care of Maritel. She also moderates her own blog so look it up from her link. Thanks.
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| Amigo Plaza Mall has a single shop as of this writing - the clothing line Bench The security guard said that most of the shops have transferred to Mary Mart Center since the renovation. Now, it's swanky, but empty. |
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| Iznart going towards a fork of the road punctuated by the Iloilo Jaycee's Monument (below) at the rotund. |
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| Iloilo Jaycee's Monument marks the forking of the south Iznart Road. Governor Fermin Caran Street is decked with red Chinese Lanterns and is probably the designated Chinatown of Iloilo. The street parallel to its east is J.M. Basa which leads to Calle Real. |
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| S. Villanueva Buildings along JM Basa Street corner Arsenal Street are part of the Heritage site,. From Aldeguer Street, Calle Real officially starts. We'll post better daylight photos. |
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| View from my room at the 7th floor along Yulo Street which doesn't have much for tourists, except for uninviting restaurants, old shops and beer joints with not much customer traffic. A few paces east is Iloilo River and the Muelle Loney Street (the riverside avenue). |
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| BDO ATM machines near Iloilo Midtown Hotel along Iznart. This seems reliable because it's almost always on-line. |
